Eid Mubarak to all those celebrating it.

NIFTY: No Income For This year, HNI: Has No Idea, SIP: Suicidal Investments Patiently, EBITDA: Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again #DaftDefinitions read on twitter

We should get the Paparazzi to chase Indian Politicians & expose them. #million$idea

Biker just fell in front of my car. Luckily my car stopped in time!! Disastrous Aarey Colony road. My #RTI is due in 4 days...

Road outside Aarey Colony gate being repaired, 19 days after I filed the #RTI. Coincidence?

The Govt has lost the plot, lost its sensibilities & lost the pulse of the people...all that's left now, is to lose the elections!

'Elected' reps have failed & we're looking towards 'conscientious citizens' & the Supreme Court, for justice! #EpicFail

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend, to the death, your right to say it ~ Voltaire

Just back from a short vacation. Visited Male (Maldives) & Colombo. Naaice :)

Don't just be good at 'telling the time', instead, build a clock, so people can tell the time, long after you're gone #SNOgyaan

NEWS: Reliance Comm launches Rs 13K tablet »» Programmed to fail, if you're plugged into Tata Power! ;)

Do you prefer an 'Intuitive-Creative' or an 'Analytical-Algorithmic' approach to problem solving?

Do you want a simple lie or the complicated truth??

NEWS: Orange substance washes up on Alaskan village »» In other news, Lady Gaga files complaint for missing Orange wigs

NEWS: Fix 6,057 potholes in 48 hrs: Mah Govt »» Please just fix the holes in the Govt instead!

Low-Real: Because I'm worthless #AdSpoof

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking ~ George S. Patton

Most Politicians are either from a Pink Panther movie ...or then a Yes Minister serial!

Finally! #RTI filed with Aarey Milk Colony on Toll collection & road repair. Now we wait for the 30-day magic :)

TV Media has (literally) become Ambulance chasers...